You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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