She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Who died my cat blue again?
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