What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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