then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
well you can't waste a boner
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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