There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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