I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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