wakey wakey hands off snakey
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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