I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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