eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
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