so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I enjoy the company of your penis
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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