the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
they're like a gay fantastic four
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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