ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
my poor anus
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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