As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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