It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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