Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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