i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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