I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
We are all done wearing pants today
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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