I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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