I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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