Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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