I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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