So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
do herpes really smell.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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