I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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