how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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