I hate your face
He is an equal opportunity slut.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
