how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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