That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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