It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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