That's intense
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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