if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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