You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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