nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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