its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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