Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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