Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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