i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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