I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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