I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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