I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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