what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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