you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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