There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
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