next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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