dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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