Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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