So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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