is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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