We won't sleep together?
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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