i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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