these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
you're hired as official boob wrangler
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
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