Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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