Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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