Already got asked if we're dating
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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