Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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