big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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