I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
